Qloppi Mi-Yu Social Technology Press Room --- 2022-02-03 The beginning of the end for FACEBOOK City of London -- Qloppi Holdings is actively monitoring the situation regarding the social media giant Meta (NASDAQ:FB) as the company's disgraced penny stock begins its rapid and final descent towards Zero . Currently down at 26%, Facebook's flash crash was triggered by a quarterly earnings report which indicated the majority of Facebook users have deleted their account. The stock tests the limits of how fast a publically traded corporation can experience complete and total capitulation. "Facebook is headed for the Pink Sheets" said Chese Bell, content creator and purveyor of My Experiences at Qloppi. Analysis from Qloppi Holdings indicated that Facebook is in for a world of trouble. As the People's Liberation Army continues to dominate with their flagship product 抖音, Facebook struggles to attract new users in part due to their plans to convert the site into Second Life. "Second Life never caught on" said Mr. Bell. "People are really just tired of this" said Mr. Bell. Joining today's analysis was Gordon Aycock, director of the Dr. Mortimer and Theresa Sackler 1988 Foundation. "I have never played Second Life" exclaimed Mr. Aycock to laughter. About Qloppi Holdings A private service which monitors and makes predictions on world markets. About the People's Liberation Army The armed forces of the People's Republic of China (PRC) and the armed wing of the PRC's founding and ruling political party, the Communist Party of China (CPC). --- Contact and Referral: Qloppi, Mi-Yu Legal Business N.os 331B-241 Orient Trading Tower à andar, Macau The Royal Norwegian Consulate in Dubai c/o Qloppi, Mi-Yu Millenium Youth Service Initiative P.O Box 8612 Dubai, United Arab Emirates

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