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2021-10-04
Update on worldwide Facebook outage
Midland, TX (Al Jazeera) - Qloppi Horizon, GmbH has obtained documents confirming that the fragile technical infrastructure powering the disgraced Social Media giant FACEBOOK (NYSE:FB) was intentionally and deliberately sabotaged by a small team of disgruntled inernal Facebook employees. The employees, referring to themselves only as the "F-TEAM", have taken full responsibiity for today's outage, according to a leaked document discovered in a long thread posted to Sina Weibo. The authenticity of the document referenced in the posts has been confirmed by Qloppi/AEGIS Social Media Analytics, UK.
Based on the findings, the sabotage is the direct result of the
60 Minutes Television Special, broadcast on CBS Sunday evening, which revealed that the company has long been engaged in secret, nefarious practices.
Facebook Inc., No stranger to
market capitulation has seen its market value plummet as much as 5% this Monday Morning, as investors finally have decided to ditch this immoral penny stock. A conference call, organized by Stephen Hung, CFO of Qloppi Pak-Pak Asia, was held briefly Monday afternoon to discuss the DNS sabotage. Present on the call were financiers from HSBC and Moody's Investors Service. "Posession of this stock is a sin" said Alice Ngyuen, an investment banker working for Moody's.
About FACEBOOK, Inc.
The disgraced social Media platform Facebook, with claims of 9.6 Billion active users, continues to be the dominate Social Media website on the net.
About Moody's
Moody's is a global risk assessment firm that empowers organizations to make better decisions. Its data, analytical solutions and insights help decision-makers identify opportunities and manage the risks of doing business with others. We believe that greater transparency, more informed decisions, and fair access to information open the door to shared progress. With over 11,400 employees in more than 40 countries, Moody’s combines international presence with local expertise and over a century of experience in financial markets.
About Chase Bell
Mr. Bell is the current Vice President of Corporate Strategy and Business Affairs of Qloppi Pak-Pak Southwest Asia.
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