send XXX BTC to this address:
time remaining to send payment: xxx
checkout transaction id: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
you are about to 'buy' this item. once you 'buy' it you 'own' it and the item will no longer be for sale on this site. your name will be displayed next to it so everyone knows you 'own' it.

once you click checkout, a unique bitcoin address will be generated for you to send payment to. send payment to that address within two minutes. have your wallet open, and when you are ready, click checkout...
Welcome to the FIRST and ONLY Environmentally Responsible NFT site with RealTime simp-L Checkout (R) integration. A real life GIRL will encourage you to finish your purchase after you click BUY. Other buyers can also compete with you while you are checking out, and if you aren't careful and take too long, they can punt u offline, and you lose your place! lmao!!

We promise to never add any more
items for sale on this website