Qloppi Mi-Yu Social Technology Press Room --- 2021-12-18 Announcement of new social media concepts Manama, Bahrain (AP) - Speaking before a receptive gathering at the first annual "Web 2.0 is fun" International Conference and Summit, Chase Bell, Qloppi's Serial Entrepreneur and Chief Ambassador of Social Fun, announced several new social concepts that will probably revolutionize and rejuvinize the vulnerable, decaying social media landscape. Mr. Bell's six-minute Prezi included a rich suite of ideas, ranging from unexpected surprises designed to delite, to reconnaissance and subvserive activity in threatening "crypto" corners of Twitter. "That stuff is actually really dangerous" said Mr. Bell. According to Mr. Bell, one delightful idea that might save the web is to try making posts on twitter asking people to reply to your post, and you will actually pay them with Cash App. "It's like where the 9th caller is the winner" said Mr. Bell. "100th reply gets 100 dollars and so on" said Mr. Bell. "People will start giving away money like crazy" said Mr. Bell. "You can tell the only thing people care about is money" said Mr. Bell. Although this year's summit abade by strict Thailand COVID-19 rules, which were strongly enforced, Kim Pak Moon, an engineering student at Kim Il-sung University, warned summitgoers in a lecture that the term "social distancing" is a subliminal concept designed to make people subconciously think about taking a break from social media. "That's definitely intentional" said Mr. Kim. Present for a lecture on the future of the web was restaurateur Tony Tan Caktiong, in town on unrelated business. "What is web3?" asked Mr. Caktiong to no reply. About the Web 2.0 is fun International Conference and Summit Presented by the People's Liberation Army and ByteDance, the Web 2.0 summit was successfully hosted this year in Nakhon Ratchasima, Thailand. Over thirty speakers from around the world presented intriguing and forward-thinking concepts which will probably "fix" the web. About Twitter Twitter is what’s happening and what people are talking about right now. To learn more, visit about.twitter.com and follow @Twitter. Let’s talk. About Chase Bell Mr. Bell is the current Vice President of Corporate Strategy and Business Affairs of Qloppi Pak-Pak Southwest Asia. --- Contact and Referral: Qloppi E-mail: qloppi@protonmail.com Qloppi, Mi-Yu Legal Business N.os 331B-241 Orient Trading Tower 12ÃÆ' andar, Macau The Royal Norwegian Consulate in Dubai c/o Qloppi, Mi-Yu Millenium Youth Service Initiative P.O Box 8612 Dubai, United Arab Emirates